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You do not sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles. [joke on eating with chop sticks]
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick--not wounded--dead. [Woody Allen]
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. [Henry Youngman]
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Non-cooks think itis silly to invest two hours work in two minutes enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet.
[Julia Child]
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. [Samuel Butler]
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No man is lonely while eating spaghetti--it requires so much attention [anonymous]
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you do not want, drink what you do not like, and do what you'd rather not.
[Mark Twain]
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Vanity is the food of fools [anonymus]
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
[Zenna Schaffer]
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